When I was in second grade, my parents were out of town for Valentine's day. Wanting to celebrate the holiday, I carefully wrapped candy sweethearts in fancy tissue paper and tied it with a pretty ribbon for everyone in the class. Twenty five times. Imagine my surprise the next day, when everyone untied their treat to reveal...
An empty little package.
One of my brothers, had eaten all of the candy, and then, carefully re-tied each ribbon.
May your Valentine's day be filled with sweethearts of the 'real' variety.
'The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them:
there ought to be as many for love.'